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The worst thing you could ever do in a courtroom situation is to hire an attorney.  They will never do for you what you can do for yourself with a little training and practice. 

I have my own personal experiences, watching attorneys in the courtroom, which are just absolutely amazing and the depths of incompetence that they will often sink to.  

Here are a few little tidbits to put a smile on your face and to give you some insights as to what you get with an attorney; 

How do court stenographers keep a straight face? 

These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. I think all were from the law firm of Dewey, Screwem & Howell.

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend?

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Fighting White Collar Crime and Abuse of Power can be Very Profitable!




As the Lighthouse Law Club is actively engaged in the arena fighting for truth and justice with the same verve as a gladiator would be, fighting for his life in the coliseum, not only have we put together the strategic and tactical teams to have a truly strong prospect for success, but we've also found a formula to not only achieve justice against corporate fraudsters, racketeers and criminal imposters posing as public servants, but we've developed a simple system to make it very profitable for those who wish to support the cause.


By now you are likely well aware of our crusade against the fraud in banking.  If not see our YouTube channel.  The 'Run Bankers Run' series is our battle cry.   


Our tactical team and others like them across the nation have taken the battle to the enemy and are achieving  some very serious results.  See the previous blog post for details on that (scroll down). 


In addition to the mortgage fraud, good hardworking people are being financially raped, pillaged, abused and jailed by the very same bankers and their minions in the courts and their municipal corporate enforcers.   People in this unsavory position have substantial claims they could make but rarely do.  By the time the government gets through pillaging and fleecing the people in the private realm, the victims are often destitute and ill prepared to go up against 'the machine'. 


This is where the Lighthouse comes in to play.  Our tactical teams have the knowledge the tools and the ammunition to take the fight to the perpetrators and hold them accountable to their own laws and do it on their own turf.   We are the visitors coming in to whoop up on the home team.  But one problem still exists... 


Our tactical teams have certain financial requirements to meet to make things work.  And this is a difficult obstacle for most.  After being ravaged by the bankers minions the victims often have little to no funds to fuel the battle.  Tanks and heavy artillery need fuel  and supplies to move on to the enemy territory and take the spoils of war.  


To not only solve this problem for truth and justice and to help our fellow wounded brothers in arms, but also to provide a mechanism to help share the spoils of our victories members of the Lighthouse have formed a 'Members Only Investment Club'  to provide the financial fuel to get the tanks and artillery moving. 


Here's a hypothetical illustration for us to look at in considering the possibilities; 


Initial investment to sponsor one particular case: $10,000

Claim for Damages: $10,000,000

Sharing arrangement : 50% of net proceeds of damages award.

Let's say it takes a year to prepare the case, file it and get to a court award.  That court award can be sold like an accounts receivable to an investor such as a factoring company, hedge fund or other investor.  A 10% to 20% discount would be reasonable in this instance.

On the other hand, to cash out more quickly than going to trial, it's very feasible that the defendants could offer an out of court settlement. This could easily happen in six months or less which is entirely possible.

Out of court expedited settlement example: $5,000,000

The investment club 50% share of the settlement payment: $2,500,000

These numbers would represent 25,000% return on investment (250:1) and based on simple interest 12 month amortization schedule would equate to 2,083% monthly gain over 12 months.

Where else would we find a two thousand percent monthly gain ?

And if we invested in 3 cases to increase our odds of winning and only 1 case paid off, we're still looking at a monthly average profit of almost 700%. If all three paid off?

I think that's better than Bitcoin!

40 members with only $250 sponsors a case. At 25000% that would net a nice $62,500*
20 members with only $500 each would do it. $500 would net $125,000*
10 members with only $1000 would be a breeze. $1000 would net $250,000*

Who wants to be a part?

Available to constitutional commando membership level or above. 


* . Hypothetical illustration based on the given presumptions.  There are no guarantees, promises or expectations offered or given.  


See the MEMBERSHIP > JOIN page above to explore membership.  





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We're Taking It to 'Em! 





By now, surely you are aware of our video series 'Run Bankers Run'.  We're actively exposing the fraud in banking, mortgages and the finance system in general to the public and also in some very specific cases.

Our members are getting intensive guidance and support in the effort to not only expose the fraud which exists in their so called 'debt obligations', but also we are taking the bankers to task.  Our specialists have perfected the approach to go after these criminals in court.  We are winning!   And those members who have the guts and the diligence with the wherewithal to mount an attack, are being handsomely rewarded.  

By exposing bank fraud on your mortgage or other debt, not only do you get the court to order that underlying note, contract or finance agreement 'NULL AND VOID' (no more payments) but you have incurred some significant damages and you're entitled to damages.   You know the story.  

But don't take it from me.  Let me share some actual case histories which have made the news.  The fraud is coming out into the public.  The obvious conclusion is to JOIN the Lighthouse Law Club, go on the attack, and put those criminal bankers cowering in the corner where they belong.  

Repeat this to yourself throughout the rest of the day today: "Debt Free. It could be me!" 

Here's the proof; 


Shellpoint Mortgage Servicing - Racketeering still going on with pretend lender/servicers


Thousands in Arizona could get money from $45 million settlement over bad foreclosure practices


Jury Awards $5.4 million to couple after finding fraud in foreclosure case


Bank of America pays $46 million in damages for foreclosure fraud and abuse. 

Jury Awards Homeowner $21 million in Mortgage Lawsuit


Florida Couple Wins Appeal After House is Foreclosed and Sold


New Jersey Resident Wins Suit Against Predatory Lending 


Numerous Case Summaries with Specific Case Cites - Click Here


List of Damage Awards in mortgage/creditor cases Nationwide


Woman makes all payments, Bank of America forecloses anyway!


And the list goes on, and on, and on.... But you get the idea. 


If you have a mortgage issued by a national bank or mortgage company which has been packaged, securitized and sold, you can bet dollars to donuts that there is fraud involved and you may be entitled to nullification of that mortgage (no more payments for your free and clear home) and quite possibly millions in damages. 

If you'd like to explore that, JOIN the Lighthouse Law Club as a Constitutional Commando member and we can help you explore that.  

Full Disclosure:  You will need to engage the services of our recommended outside specialists who are highly proficient and successful in what they do.   They will have fees above and beyond the Lighthouse Membership.  In that regard,  Consider the fact that you will NOT need to hire an attorney who could easily charge a $15,000 to $20,000 retainer to take on a complicated case.  PLUS, during the process of going after fraud in litigating a case, you will NOT need to be making payments every month for possibly up to a year or two while the case is proceeding.


Note:  You do not need to be in foreclosure to do this.  Fraudulent mortgages in good standing are 'Fair Game' for legal attack! 


“Security against defeat implies defensive tactics;  (But) the ability to defeat the enemy means taking the offensive.”    –Sun Tzu, The Art of War


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Posted by on in World Affairs

Things aren't adding up if you ask me...




I'm going to go on record with what I've been saying for a long time.  People all over are calling for Jeff Sessions to resign.  He's not done anything to drain the swamp, etc. etc. 


Could it be, just on a wishful hunch (or perhaps more) that they (Trump, Sessions & DOJ) are giving the appearance of 'foot dragging' or even 'protecting' as  'sleight of hand' in order to buy time, when in the course of the master plan it would be ill advised to release too much too soon and they already have all they need (ropes included) to nail these demons in one fell swoop 'at the proper time'.  You don't start the drama until 'the stage is set'.    Just because Judicial Watch doesn't have what they want from their court document requests and FOIA's, doesn't mean that the entire dossier isn't sitting on top of Trump's desk in the study of his residence in Mar Lago.


Everyone knows that the DOJ and FBI are full of deep state plants, spies and operatives.  Only an 'unqualified, mentally unstable' idiot would operate out in the open showing his hand to his admitted enemies.  But hey 'dim(dem)-wits!  History will show that Trump is the most intelligent and proAmerican president since George Washington!  Mark my words whether you want to admit it or not!  


Think about this... People were horrified when Sessions was beefing up 'asset forfeiture and seizure laws' last year.  Is it coincidence that Trump's executive order of a couple weeks ago, declaring national emergency with authority to seize all assets involved in corruption and human trafficking rests to a large degree on 'Asset seizure and forfeiture'?  Hmm.  Do you think there might be a link there?


Is it likely that one of Trump's first appointments in Jeff Sessions, would be so inept and even contrary to Trump's campaign promises which he vowed to honor for the American people and Trump just blissfully ignores the 'apparent' incompetence relating to a matter which is central to the survival of the country?   Is it even in the realm of logic, competence and coherence that Sessions is more pre-occupied with marijuana (as he appears)  than he is about the internal takeover of our country leading to it's permanent death if he fails?  It doesn't add up.  something else is going on.  I'm betting on the fact that we're going to see the biggest and most successful 'sting' operation in the history of the world. I'm getting my blanket and popcorn to get a good seat for the fireworks!

Sun Tzu is quoted in his famous 'Art of War':  "Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance"


And remember Teddy Roosevelt's famous quote... "In politics...there is always a reason for circumstances to exist!"  


Think about it.







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Posted by on in Property & Income Taxes

Taxes on your Cryptocurrency Trades are Here!  


Sorry U.S. Citizens, thanks to the new tax bill signed into law just before Christmas you are now required to track every single cryptocurrency trade you make, calculate the profit and loss and keep a record of 'ALL' activity so that your uninvited partner, uncle Sam and his enforcer, the IRS (World Bank & IMF) can take their cut of your activity.   Between trade profits and value appreciation that could be quite significant.  If you are a frequent trader it's a book keeping nightmare.  

But you knew it was coming, right?  Previously such transactions were considered commodities and subject to the 1031 exchange exemption, whereby exchanges of like kind (property A for property B) were exempt from capital gains taxes.  Not any more.  

Here's one article
where you can read some details.  I don't need to rehash it all here.

My point is simple, cryptocurrencies are here to stay and being such, they are on the road to regulation and taxation.  Simple.  And with the explosive growth of this 'space' in the markets, do you think your uncle is going to let this opportunity for huge graft slip through his fingers without him getting his piece?  That chunk being paid to your uninvited partner could be quite substantial. 


Where will that money do more good?  With your 'uncle' Sam?  Or maybe with your family?  Uh huh!


There are solutions to this though where you can render the new law meaningless and have no fear of any negative repercussions.  (Of course there is or I wouldn't be bringing it up, right?) 


Solution #1: 


Learn to change your legal status and remove the IRS from your life entirely.  You can learn how to do this in the Lighthouse Law Club.  It's very simple.  It's not complicated and anyone can do it with no risk of any kind.  Join as a Constitutional Commando member. 


Solution #2: 


Learn to work with an international business trust.  The trust itself is 'foreign' to the U.S.  It trades in Euro as the base currency, not USD so there are no USD profits.  It is completely outside the jurisdiction of your uncle's 'enforcers' and they have no relationship, obligation to your uncle whatsoever.  Learn more about that here.


If neither of those options suit you, then, for your convenience, we've posted the new tax brackets here below.  You can evaluate what your bill might be and then you can think about how you're going to keep track of all your trades! 

Best Wishes for a profitable new year in any event!  




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