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The worst thing you could ever do in a courtroom situation is to hire an attorney.  They will never do for you what you can do for yourself with a little training and practice. 

I have my own personal experiences, watching attorneys in the courtroom, which are just absolutely amazing and the depths of incompetence that they will often sink to.  

Here are a few little tidbits to put a smile on your face and to give you some insights as to what you get with an attorney; 

How do court stenographers keep a straight face? 

These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. I think all were from the law firm of Dewey, Screwem & Howell.

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend?

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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 Got a Court Date Coming Up?

If you want to win in court, the very first thing you must do is to 'Fire your Attorney'! 

Please understand that when you have an 'attorn'ey you are 'attorned' (look it up) and are deemed incompetent before the court.

You likely understand (or should) that the BAR association is an agency working directly for the 'Crown', a foreign power which has no interests in your rights, property or freedom. In fact they want the opposite.  They want to deny you of your rights, freedom and property.  It's just business!

I recently had someone come to me looking for help.  He was facing felony charges in federal court for not filing papers correctly.   I pointed him in the direction he needed to go and he agreed that this was the best solution.

However, feeling timid and overwhelmed about the whole thing, at the last minute he decided to keep his attorney to represent him. 

Here's what the attorney did to 'help' him: 


Failed to do any form of discovery before the trial

Failed to file any pre-trial motions

Even though the client requested it, he failed to meet to discuss and disclose what the defense strategy would be (i.e. none)

Failed to properly vet the jury

Failed to challenge anything from the prosecution

Failed to preserve the record for any errors in process which could be used on appeal 

Failed to object to anything the prosecution presented.

Failed to properly establish 'lack of intent' which would have won the case for the client. 


Here's what the attorney 'Did' Do: 

- Perform business as usual in dancing with the prosecutor for the big show. 

- Delivered his client up as a sacrificial lamb on the altar of none other than Satan himself. 

- Got paid 

- Got a notch in his belt to advance his career as a successful 'business agent' for the machine. 


I don't know about you, but that doesn't seem like a good value for my money.

The only way to have a chance in court is to do things yourself.  You can do things for yourself that NO attorney would ever do for you!   And the good news is, that it's not that difficult if you do a little study in advance.


Please understand that there is no evidence you cannot get in before trial.

  1. There are no witnesses you cannot question under oath before trial.
  2. There are no documents or things you cannot get in before trial.
  3. There are no legal arguments you cannot make before trial.
  4. There is nothing going to happen at trial that cannot be made to happen before trial.

The "trying" of your case with the first pleading and continues with discovery and motions before trial.

Common reasons cases go to trial are:

  1. Lazy lawyer who didn't do the pre-trial work he could have done.
  2. Stupid lawyer who didn't know how to do the pre-trial work he could have done.
  3. Greedy lawyer who didn't want to do the pre-trial work he could have done.
  4. No lawyer and no idea how to do the pre-trial work that could have been done.

Learn from Jurisdictionary step-by-step


Don't wait for trial to win!

A few reasons why are:

  1. Trial is uncertain, especially with unpredictable juries and corrupt judges.
  2. Trial is "think on your feet" with opponent trying to throw you off with objections.
  3. Trial is a nasty battle against lawyers' willing to cheat if they can.
  4. Trial is a last bite at the apple, with no take backs and no retreats.


Win before trial!


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Rank of Colonel or Higher, Outranks the Judge!  


This is an URGENT BULLETIN being put out to all military vets, active or retired.  We know (or should know) that an evil globalist cabal has taken over the courts and government and our government no longer serves the people.  Without an honest court system to ensure the fair application of the law,  the only thing we have left is unchecked 'Tyranny' which is what we have today!


Anyone who has been in court for any reason can attest to that fact.


Substantial research is coming forward which is shedding light on the lawful authority of certain military officers to come into court to ensure that things proceed according to law.  As we watch judges and members of the foreign agents knows as members of the BAR (British Attorneys Registry) run roughshod over the people with impunity, without regard to the law or proper due process, we can easily see the need to check this blatant abuse of trust and authority.

There are currently groups of retired vets who, in concert with the Provost Marshall, have the lawful authority to hold the presiding judge accountable to his or her lawful obligations and are doing just that.  The military officer has the authority to have the judge arrested if necessary, right on the spot.

This video below goes into more detail and we encourage you to watch it and share it far and wide.


We are encouraging all vets and civilians to learn and share and join us in the law club to understand this issue so that we can 'take it to the street's and reclaim our country by reclaiming our courts! 


Watch the video, then JOIN US!  






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